1. The Note Under the Bed
   A wife, fed up with her husband’s lateness, leaves a note saying she’s left him and hides under the bed to eavesdrop. When her husband reads the note, he calls someone saying, “She’s finally gone. I’m coming to see you.” He leaves, only for her to find out he just needed bread and was coming back soon.
2. The Pharmacist’s Explanation
   A wife complains about a rude pharmacist. Her husband confronts him, only to learn the pharmacist had a terrible morning and was just trying to help her with a rectal thermometer.
3. The Family Secret
   George’s father reveals that his fiancée Susan is his half-sister. Heartbroken, George later proposes to Diane, only for his father to reveal she’s also his half-sister. His mother then says his dad isn’t really his father.
4. The Fried Eggs Incident
   A husband’s constant advice while his wife cooks eggs mirrors how he drives. He explains he was just showing her how it feels to be micromanaged.
5. The Supermarket Strategy
   Ivan loses his wife in a supermarket and asks a stranger to talk to him, claiming it’ll make his wife appear. It works every time.
6. The Flu Revelation
   A man recovering from the flu finds his wife happy he’s home, as she tells everyone, “My husband is home!” when the postman or milkman arrives.
7. The Late-Night Approach
   One husband tries sneaking in after drinking, only to be caught. His friend, however, gets away with noisy entrances by offering love and making his wife “act asleep.”

These jokes celebrate the playful and affectionate moments in marriage.